“I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that”, Mitch Hedberg.
I am beginning to think this should be added to the Facebook relationship status options as it is becoming quite common now a days.
I remember the first time I embarked in such a venture and if I remember clearly, as not many things from those days are, it didn’t end so well. As a matter in fact it ended terribly. I will not mention any names to protect the innocent, however if you are reading this you know who you are. Well I guess this would be a good time as any to say, I AM SORRY, I DID NOT KNOW!
It so happens that all the time I am loving the new found loop hole in the relationship universe in which I enjoyed endless sex without having to leave money on a dresser or put the toilet seat down. It was heaven! Well, for me at least. How was I to know that my heaven would be someone’s hell? Especially when that someone else dug her nails deep into my back as she hollered of pleasure.
I guess some people you just can’t tell. It was actually ten years later when I found out that what seemed to me to be the greatest thing ever, was the most painful torture to the very person I shared this with. It turns out she loved me and found that the only way she could have me, was to betray her very own emotions and fall victim to pure physical pleasure.
I really don’t know why she felt it was I necessary to take this route as I believe myself to be quite reasonable and able to listen, none the less, I feel I was a victim myself.
Friends with Benefits… Does it really work or have we created a mere illusion of our fear to commitment? QUE PEDO!!!
